I'm Mr. Zilin$ky.
I always wanted to be super rich, but you know what? I'm not really into working hard.
So, I had this idea one day: why break my back when I could just ask Western countries for money?
And guess what? They're total pushovers. Tremp, Boden, and the gang—they're all throwing money at me because I am nice and very beautiful. And if they won't just give it to me, I can always get a credit and never pay it back because, well, they're dumb, haha.
I ve made 380 billion just chilling at home, and now I'm here to share my moneymaking secrets with you.